April 2011
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“We’re here to ensure that you graduate as a safe doctor who’ll do no...”
– Clinical Lecturer.
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Unbelievable. →
What he forgot to mention was that his son failed a lot of 1st year subjects. Not to mention he disregarded the fact that those 68 students failed to attain the minimum required cGPA of 2.5 to continue being a student at said college.
Did it ever occur to him that had his son been in a local university, he’d have been kicked out during the very 1st semester instead of making it to 2nd...
January 2011
15 posts
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“Read more, absorb more knowledges through constant reading. Then you’ll be...”
– Dr. Anonymous.
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“Seeing the 10-out-of-10-scale-of-joy on the patient’s face when (s)he bids...”
– Medical student.
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“What year are you? Good, still not too late to go back to the right path,...”
– Dr. Junior House Officer.
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“Daring Dozen sacrificed their lives, money, time & almost everything when...”
– A classmate’s friend (To commemorate the 100th post).
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“I want you all to become medical students who can think far (deeper than the...”
– Dr. Cardiologist.
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“Never give up on your dream(s). No matter how impossible it may seem, a man did...”
– Unknown.
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“Your life is the manifestation of your dream; it is an art. And you can change...”
– Unknown Surgeon.
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“There is an almost-invisible line between caring and curing. They usually come...”
– Physician.
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“A medical student who’d to repeat his 5th year twice became a top HO of...”
– Friend of a friend.
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“Don’t underestimate the students. You tell a lie and they’ll smell...”
– Prof. Dean.
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“Physicians say that Surgeons are dumb. But they forget that a Surgeon can do a...”
– Mr. Surgeon.
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“Treat your patient(s) like how you want your father/mother to be treated when...”
– Mr. Surgeon.
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“It is a mathematical fact that fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the...”
– Unknown.
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“The greatest mistake in the treatment of diseases is that there are physicians...”
– Plato.
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2011.
We are currently going through a very trying moment. Hardwork and dedications of the founders are currently put to test. The fate of hundreds of students are at risk.
Not only the 236 students of first years are affected by this.
Don’t forget about the seniors who’re in 5th year, 4th year, 3rd year, 2nd year. So don’t be selfish. Don’t think about yourself or your batch...
February 2010
9 posts
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“Study for the sake of knowledge (becoming a great doctor) not for the sake of...”
– Beneficial nagging by Prof. Physiologist.
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“He (Prof. Physiologist) inspired us to think, use our brain. I don’t need...”
– Student.
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“My job is not to teach but to inspire.”
– Prof. Physiologist.
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“You’re one of the most passionate lecturers I’ve seen ever.”
– Student, during the last Case Study session with Prof. Physiologist.
January 2010
11 posts
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Basic Life Support.
1. D: Assess danger around the unconscious person.
2. R: Look for response - Try waking the patient/asking.
3. A: Airway - Lift up the chin, open the mouth, try looking for any obstruction.
4. B: Breathing - Check whether there’s breathing or not. Observe whether there’s any chest movement. If there’s presence of breathing, position the person to recovery position. No...
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“A teacher is a person who never says anything once.”
– Howard Nemerov.
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Pervert Principle.
A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, ‘Harry, what’s your problem?’ Harry answered, ‘I’m too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!’ Ms.. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal’s office....
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“Be grateful, thankful and respectful to our lecturers who’ve sacrificed a...”
– Student.
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“To all CUCMS students, let’s live by our Univ motto “Nurturing the...”
– Prof.
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14137.) Sometimes I just want to cry my eyes out...
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“How do you think a penis can fit into a vagina? It’s stretchable,...”
– Prof. Anatomist during anatomy practical session of Reproductive System.
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“The word ‘Insan’ (Human in malay) means forgetful. We humans need to...”
– Dean of Medicine.
December 2009
19 posts
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“IUD can cause perforation of the uterus. Why bother torturing the poor innocent...”
– Medical student after 2-hour of Contraception lecture.
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“The best way to prevent yourself from being an...”
– Medical student.
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“HPV incorporates its gene into the host’s cell gene which turns it to...”
– Dr. Pathologist.
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“I’ve been having blood coming out of my vagina for 3 months.”
– Awkward guy roleplaying as a female patient during clinical skills class.
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“Don’t simply say whatever you want.”
– Prof. Anatomist.
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Testicles.
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. “Nurse,”’ he mumbles from behind the mask, “are my testicles black?” Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, Sir. I’m only here to wash your upper body and feet.” He...
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OSCE down.
2 more to go.
OSPE and final paper.
SBA’s, SAQs.
Nervous System.
I don’t like it.
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