December 2009
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“IUD can cause perforation of the uterus. Why bother torturing the poor innocent...”
– Medical student after 2-hour of Contraception lecture.
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“The best way to prevent yourself from being an...”
– Medical student.
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“HPV incorporates its gene into the host’s cell gene which turns it to...”
– Dr. Pathologist.
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“I’ve been having blood coming out of my vagina for 3 months.”
– Awkward guy roleplaying as a female patient during clinical skills class.
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“Don’t simply say whatever you want.”
– Prof. Anatomist.
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Testicles.
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. “Nurse,”’ he mumbles from behind the mask, “are my testicles black?” Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, Sir. I’m only here to wash your upper body and feet.” He...
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OSCE down.
2 more to go.
OSPE and final paper.
SBA’s, SAQs.
Nervous System.
I don’t like it.
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